Wayne Johnson

Name: Wayne
Nickname: Open to offers
Position: Midfielder
Joined Clapham (year): 2008
What football team do you support: Man U
Idol: Roy Keane, Paul Ince
Clapham moment of glory: Scoring my first goal...then getting my face caught in the goal
Plays Like: A cross between Franz Beckenbauer and Ruud Gullit
Describe yourself in three words: Winner, Winner, Winner

On Your Team Mates

Most skilful: I want to be that man
Fastest: Do we have any fast players?
Worst dress sense: Pick one from three
Worst loser: Me
Hard man: None...team full of pretty boys
Most likely to get booked: I don’t think anyone actually ever has?