Chris Finch

Name: Master C J Finch esq
Nickname? Finchy (of course)
Position: I've been described as a defensive brobdingnagian
Joined Clapham (year): When dinosaurs roamed the Earth and cavegirls couldn't yet shave their legs or faces.
What football team do you support: Always had a softspot for Penzance Ladies F.C
Idol: Sócrates. 20 B&H and a bottle of whiskey before each game. Legend
Clapham moment of glory: It's coming. I can feel it.
Plays Like: Someone who really should know better.
Describe yourself in three words: Room for improvement.

On Your Team Mates

Best Trainer: Training ?
Worst trainer: (see answer above)
Most skilful: Dave Carlisle has a certain je ne sais quoi in front of goal.
Fastest: Fast doesn't really apply, but if we're talking speed then Giggs is almost certainly the slowest.
Worst dress sense: Salinas. Beyond the skill of even the mighty Gok Wan.
Worst loser: Hmmm...I think both Salinas and Jason Quinn would benefit from Anger Management Classes.
Hard man: Martin Donald. There's fire in his eyes.
Most likely to get booked: Salinas. It's the latin-American blood coursing through his veins.
And finally, who's the longest in the shower: I hear Tony Yeboah(constrictor) would have no problems finding work in the adult entertainment industry.