James Bamford

Name: James Bamford
Nickname: Bamfo
Position: RM
Joined Clapham (year): 2007
What football team do you support: Man Utd/Villa
Idol: Betty Boo
Clapham moment of glory: Slipping over on my own sick taking a corner
Plays Like: Pele in slow motion
Describe yourself in three words: Disco Disco Disco

On Your Team Mates

Best Trainer: Never been
Worst trainer: errr
Most skilful: Jonny Sticks
Fastest: Jonny Sticks
Worst dress sense: Anyone but me
Worst loser: BAILO, obviously
Hard man: Jonny Sticks
Most likely to get booked: Andy, the snake
And finally, who's the longest in the shower: Me, as I have great hair